BP Oil Well Solution

They need a really big funnel. Look at the NASA or AirBus Super Guppy! Turn that sucker on its front (nose removed) and add a pipe to a modified tail. Weight the sucker down with tons of concrete and add airbags to the pipe (to alleviate weight related stresses) and away you go.

Your welcome BP

FMF

Stupidity.CA

So the G9/G20 is coming to Canada. Big deal? Our government makes cuts everywhere possible, but can allocate 1 billion dollars for security. Why not just have the meeting at an already secure location like a military facility? I guess one of the pre-requisites to being in government is to be logically impaired. Oh shit, I forgot - they cut the military budget as well. I just hope the G8/G20 leaders enjoy the prime rib.
FM